In Wales, the joys of a 2 star hotel



"Daddy, what's a condom?" "I don't know, Andie, it must be Welsh."



No need for a wake-up call. The 5:10am commuter train passing right outside your window does the trick just fine!

My new mantra: 3 stars or above!

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